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There is no doubt that we are living in tough economic and political times. Most experts are saying that we are headed for a depression. Others say, we’re headed towards socialism. Yet most say it’s all Bush’s fault. Regardless of what you believe, I believe there is no greater time to be a Democrat.

You see, Democrats have had control of Congress for the last 2 years and much more now since the last presidential election. With all the proposed spending, our president, with the bidding or the speaker of the house as well as other interest groups that helped him get into office, has clearly shown us that he is ready and willing to drive the country into the ground blaming the previous administration for the mess we’re in. It’s like blaming the last shift nurse for not doing their job. Nevertheless, to be a Democrat, you need to master a few things. Here are a few fundamental core values of being a Democrat:

1) When things go well claim all the credit. When it doesn’t just say “we’re all in this together” because it’s about America.

2) If the proposed solution clearly wouldn’t work or is void of common sense, blame the Republicans for not coming up with an “alternative”.

3) If Republican’s proposes an “alternative” that could possibly work or solves the problem, just reject it and remind them who won the last election.

4) If Republican’s reject a proposal, just tell them they are “un-American”.

5) Don’t work hard. The government will spread the wealth around.

6) Don’t pay your taxes unless you’re up for cabinet appointment.

7) Democrats are perfect… it’s always someone else that makes a mistake.

Now if everyone was a Democrat, wouldn’t you think we’ll be living in a perfect world?